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3.
meaning "owner of bitches", a pimp
"He's a complete teto of a freak"
by Concept November 08, 2003
 
1.
the coolest mother fucker on the planet
I LOVE TETO
by TetoDesu January 14, 2012
 
2.
is when a person is naive in spanish
Actuas bien teto!
by Kevin Brian McFarlane October 17, 2003