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testocracy 

A form of governmental hierarchy which is ruled by those with the most testosterone.
Most high school sports teams are testocracies with the largest and strongest males dominating and ruling over the weaker males.

Kyle being the smallest member of the team was at the bottom rung of the locker room testocracy.
testocracy by dw6245 May 28, 2008
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Tweetocracy 

Tweetocracy: a new brand of governance bereft of facts, detail, collaboration, or wisdom.
Our democracy and our democratic institutions are quickly being replaced by Trump's unique brand of tweetocracy
Tweetocracy by Protease Polymer January 8, 2017

Thotocracy 

1.) The unlimited authority, power, or influence of thots.

2.) A social system in which power is held by thots, through cultural norms and customs empowered by Third Wave Feminism that favor thots. This system shames and withholds opportunity from women who aren't thots and men who don't support thottery. Power is often maintained with social criticism, Twitter mobs, social isolation, doxxing, and firing.
1.) Snapchat and Twitch are real Thotocracies.

2.) Tyrone got piled on by a Twitter mob and fired from his job because he told his sister he didn't want her opening a premium Snapchat.

Yea, that's the Thotocracy for you.
Thotocracy by DaTruth2.0 July 23, 2019

Tweetocracy 

Ruling of the world by people using Twitter to communicate their civil unrest.
Did you see the amazing post from @Tweetocracy_ ?
Tweetocracy by Tweetocracy_ April 16, 2011

Twitocracy 

An illegitimate presidential administration that is driven by posts on twitter written by an illegitimate, orange faced twit.
"Can you believe this twitocracy??"
" I know! What a buffoon! His / her last tweet was posted from the playground."
Twitocracy by Dcoltframer January 16, 2017

Twistocracy

When you tell a truth that goes down the line like a chain letter in a gossip filled bunch of townies.
Yo' J, that twistocracy you keep slinging is wack dawg. My ass is really that smexy.

tiktocracy 

(1) A society living under the late-stage hegemonic rule of social media, which has been reduced to its most ridiculous, suspect, unverified, and useless form -- i.e., an endless individualized algorithmic feed of short, often obnoxious, assertion-filled videos created by random persons one does not know nor has any reason to believe or trust.

(2) A society experiencing a rapid erosion of veracity and rigor, and an explosion of inattention and confirmation bias.
As the country has slid further and further into its tiktocracy phase, it has become more and more difficult to know what is important, what is factual, who any of these people yelling shit at me from my phone are, let alone why I should care what they have to say or what stupid shit they do.

Is it just me, or does living in this tiktokracy make us stupider by the second?
tiktocracy by pleasenomoretiktok October 6, 2022
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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