Testiclenis. 

–noun

1. When the penis and testicles stick together from an excessive amount of sweat and resemble one organ.

2. When the penis and testicles are indistinguishable from each other.

1. "Man its so hot I'm sporting a testiclenis"

2. Drew has such a small penis that it looks like he has a testiclenis.

Testiclenis. by P85 December 1, 2009

Testicranulation 

When a beaver takes your genitals because he mistook them for a log

"Ouchie! That beaver just committed testicranulation at my expense!"

Testicranulation by Beaver1029384756 October 21, 2020

Testeronee 

When, during his mid-life crisis, a man goes on a pasta creation spree.

Hannah - "What the fuck is this?"

Lil' Jimmy - "Oh, that's just dad's new pasta. It's part of his 'Testeronee'."

Testeronee by U Craszee June 21, 2009

Testibreast 

A small growth on the testicals that resembles a nipple.

"Damn DUDE YOU GOT A TESTIBREAST"

Testibreast by Sid May 26, 2004

Testipenis 

A third testicle in place of the penis.

'eeeeeeeek Pete has a testipenis, lets rub spunk on his face'

Testipenis by schmaz March 15, 2005

testieramo 

when a ram runs into your testicals and you say ouch.

my brother experiences testieramo when he goes to the zoo.

testieramo by Sherry & Tiara November 22, 2003