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Tessibitch

Describes a guy or girl who would rather sit at home than go out with his or her friends. These people don't have real jobs, but insist that they are always busy working.
Guy 1: "Wow it's the third time Dylan has skipped out on us, what is his excuse this time?"

Guy 2: "He says he has to work tomorrow"

Guy 1: "That's the same excuse he has used the past three weeks! All he does is drive around all day."

Guy2: "I know, he's a tessibitch"
Tessibitch by Maillow23 September 6, 2013
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Testibitch 

If you whip out your nuts in front of another guy and he looks, he is officially your testibitch.
I whipped out my nuts and made him my testibitch.
Testibitch by Nick Casais December 3, 2013
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