Breasties before Testes 

When you put your girl friends before your boyfriend; An alternative to woes before bros.

Jim:"So, Carol, are you going out to dinner with the guys and me tonight?
Carol:"No, sorry Jim"
Jim:"I thought that you said earlier that you could go"
Carol:"Brittany and I are watching Netflix tonight, breasties before testes!

Breasties before Testes by M.Hessler May 4, 2015

Testesatchel 

The scrotum; Skin surrounding your gonads.

My friend Jay was born without a testesatchel so he has to use a Ziploc bag instead.

Testesatchel by BS&MS February 6, 2008

Testes Satchel 

A slightly more sophisticated way of referring to the scrotum (ball sack). Often used in a threat of being hit in the balls.

Ted: Man you really suck at Wii.

Ralphie: You better shut up, or I'll give you a good whap to the Testes Satchel!

Bob: Why are you clutching your pants like that?

Bill: My Testes Satchel is still sore from being sacked yesterday.

Testes Satchel by Larry Finster December 27, 2009

toesies 

another name for your toes, specifically when describing them in a cutesy manner.

my toesies are all warm and toasty!
I can't wait to put my toesies in the sand.

toesies by DamianA December 7, 2006

Testes Satchel 

A testes satchel is another way of sayin ballbag. they can be hairy, sweaty, saggy, tight etc

Can u please remove Dan's Testes Satchel from your mouth Joe you dirty teabagging homo.

Testes Satchel by Issac Hunt August 24, 2006

Ring Around the Tosies

When a group of dudes suck on eachothers toes in a circle to see who has a foot fetish amongst them

Man, they did ring around the tosies last night and Kyle has a foot fetish!!

Ring Around the Tosies by RaajKyleSean September 7, 2015

Bestie From Another Testes 

A variation on the phrase "Brother From Another Mother".

She's/He's my bestie from another testes!

Bestie From Another Testes by spyder_web September 15, 2009