testies 

A man's balls.

I like licking his testies.

testies by clitoris October 24, 2003

Powdered Testies 

When a man rubs Gold Bond Medicated Body Powder all over his scrotem and his ball sack is white and covered in powder
Other Words: icing sugared dumplings, powdered doughNUTS, christmas balls ,

John: yo darryl i have powdered testies
Darryl: oh, Gold Bond Medicated powder is the good stuff

Powdered Testies by Rackadoe October 16, 2012

Testies 

Those who participate in formal testing.

The testies from dicks class were sweating under pressure.

Testies by Rip Cooper March 30, 2009

Tele-Testies 

The courage one would find to verbally assult another over the phone. Using the telephone as protection to insult another; typically saying things to another (over the telephone) that one would not generally say in person.

"That customer sure had some tele-testies, calling me a stupid mother fucker, over the phone. I bet he wouldn't say that to my face".

Tele-Testies by Kimberlini April 7, 2011

Testies 

A person or group of people who test a prototype design

The testies knew that the prototype parachute was going to be a massive success.

Testies by Stewy_Testie1 January 19, 2022

Besties before testies 

Another way of saying, bro’s before hoes or sisters before misters.

Bestie 1: I saw him kick a poodle. He’s horrible
Bestie 2: What? No you didn’t. You’re lying.
Bestie 1: no I’m serious, remember, besties before testies. Trust me.

Besties before testies by Bananastation August 26, 2021

Zesty Testies 

A man who has 'Zesty Testies' is abnormaly horny and constantly thinks about getting laid. He will screw a pile of rocks if he thought there was a snake in it.

"That dude humped the shit out of my cat yesterday"
"Man he must have a set of zesty testies"

Zesty Testies by play pen is fun June 28, 2005