...is dead
(Cue techno music to "James Brown is Dead" by L.A. Style.)
Now some of these wackjobs can get back to their own depraved lives.
by R. Kemp April 1, 2005
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A woman in Florida in a persistant vegetative state whose situation is being used by conservative sons of bitches for political grandstanding. If Republicans are all for the sanctity of marriage, why don't they want to honor the husband's wishes? Bush signed a law back when he was governor of Texas that left the decision of pulling the plug to the hospital if the families couldn't pay insurance, and because of this, a baby died in a Texas hospital even when it's mother wanted to keep it alive. The husband has the authority in this case and Terri's been like this for 15 years. I think God's been waiting for her up in heaven for all those years.
This Terri Schiavo mess is making us liberals sick. That's right, I'm a liberal and proud of it conservative mother fuckers!
by conservatives go to HELL! March 27, 2005
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What happens to you when you suffer from anorexia or bulimia.
"God I'm starving" ---Terri Schiavo
by Nigby December 8, 2006
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...died today. Let's stop arguing about her, all right? Be nice to one another.
Let her rest in peace, and hopefully her husband and parents can stop arguing over funeral arrangements.
by RIP Terri March 31, 2005
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It's a good thing Janet Reno isn't still the attorney general.She would just be all like,"Fuck it,I'm sick of this Mexican standoff.Burn the building down."
Fuckin jack-booted thugs.
by Eric Cartman March 25, 2005
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A brain-damaged woman whose right-to-die case between her husband and her parents has been turned into another tawdry soap opera by the media and politicians — as well as a definition-turned-message board on Urban Dictionary featuring a non-so-civil debate between rabid conservative jackasses and elitist liberal jackasses.
by Ze neutral voice of reason March 25, 2005
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Terri Schiavo died like shortly after 9:00 AM on Tuesday, March 31st, 2005. She starved to death because her husband finally convinced the courts to order her feeding tube removed after 15 years.
Why is it that you people say we have no idea what she wants because she left no will, but you can say with certainty that there is "no doubt about" God being mad about this? Can you prove that God exists? Did he mail you a postcard saying "Hey, I'm a little pissed off about the whole Terri Schiavo thing, ya think you could stir up a bunch of shit on the internet for me? Love always, Dad." No.
by pseudonym. March 31, 2005
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