A bald eagle-lookalike with no talent in either commercials or tv shows. Still lives in the "glory days" of his playing career, even though they the days have passed by almost 30 years... and even though he was just a token QB on a team built around its defense. see also Pittsburgh Steelers.
Terry Bradshaw could be the most football player of all-time. Carrot Top could have taken that team to the Super Bowl if he was the QB.