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chicken terrors 

A severe permutation of chicken phobia, experienced during sleep, which is formally classified as a sleep disorder.
I heard screaming and walked into my daughter’s room in the middle of the night and found her sitting upright and clearly terrified, staring at the blank wall, yelling “chicken!” at the top of her lungs; it was clearly a case of chicken terrors.
chicken terrors by Dr Bunnygirl October 13, 2019
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Trump Terrors

A non-medical term to describe post 2016 presidential election nightmares about the fate of America and it's economy. The nightmares are generally experienced with Trump Sweats, trembling ,extreme nausea and anxiety.
These Trump Terrors have been keeping me up at night. I keep dreaming a cheesy puff is chasing me during the Hunger Games.
Trump Terrors by lilnki December 7, 2016

comedy of terrors 

When a series of mishandled events happen wherein each successive event is more horrific than the previous one.
Candy remarked that she thought forgetting her credit card would not have been that big of a deal to buy some smokes that night. Little did she know it would set off a comedy of terrors where she would have to prostitute herself to a chlamydia-riddled Albanian transvestite in front of her father just to get her car out of impound to rescue the infant in her trunk.

butt terrors 

A fart or a fart followed by more than one other..
I had a terrible nights sleep last night I was suffering from butt terrors
butt terrors by Murfi June 17, 2014

Beet Terrors 

The brief moment of terror when you think you may be pooping blood, only to realize that the deep red turds are a result of the beets you had for dinner the night before.
F*ck dude....it took me a good ten seconds to figure out that I wasn't shitting blood. It was that damn beet salad I had for dinner last night. F*ckin' beet terrors.
Beet Terrors by Srrrayze September 25, 2010

Night Terrors 

The consequence for drinking way too much for around 10 years. You have made x amount of trips to gin lane, had x amount of blue mondays, and now, it's time to pay. Every time you go to sleep, you believe yourself to be attacked by a variety of animals. Cobras, Rattlers and Scorpions all make a guest appearance in the sham known as your life under the covers.
Pa:
AHHH! COBRAS! AHHHH!
You:
What was that?
Me
Ah, man dad's night terrors are happening again....
Night Terrors by Sam Lowrey December 7, 2003

Bum Terrors 

Explosive diarrhea
Sorry, I can't come out tonight, I gots the bum terrors somethin' aweful!!

Did you get the bum terrors after that meal last night? I fucking hope you did! I didn't even want to eat in that shitbox restaurant!
Bum Terrors by Barry Sprout November 16, 2013