tequila tag

Tequila Tag (noun) to be played in a group with a bottle of tequila, salt and lime and a form of wheels (not a car) ie: motorized wheelchair, scooter, etc. Person who is "it" has tequila and fixins. Other chase, upon catch, person holding tequila takes shot and passes off tequila to tagger who is then "it" Rinse and Repeat! Quit when you can't walk or puke.

Alcoholic Tag

Hey Yo, hop on your scooter so we can play tequila tag Devin.

by the best ever weather skank January 31, 2014

tequila baby

a generalized term for a baby conceived or born 8-9 months after a drinking excursion. most people who have tequila babies don't realize they're pregnant till several months in, usually after the 3 month mark.

i.e; getting utterly smashed and FUCKED UP on tequila on your honeymoon night and three months after your night of pure debauchery you find out you're pregnant

"so you remember about four months ago when we went drinking in the bahamas?"
"yeah why?"
"well uh... let's just say we're having a tequila baby."

by crankyopossum August 03, 2023

Tequila Tank

A big Mexican who lives in the United States, usually has a construction job and a obsession with Santiago’s and lives, breathes, and bleeds tequila

A tequila tank was found at the Dallas cowboys game, he was jumped later

by Brandytheg4287 February 12, 2024

Tequila Tank

A big man who lives in Firestone Colorado and he is a underage drinker

Tequila Tank lit it up at Santiago’s

by Brandytheg4287 February 12, 2024

Facebook Tequila

When you receive multiple friend requests on Facebook of people wanting a “sexual shot” with you.

“I woke up to like 20 Facebook Tequila Shots this morning”.

by SuzieSays December 01, 2020

tequila fingers

fingers that have been affected by tequila; a fancy way to say “drunk texting”

Caroline blames her tequila fingers on texting me last night.

by dumbassery95 February 17, 2021

tia tequila

Have your lady insert a 100% Agave tequila tampon, squirt lime juice and "salt the rim". Pull string and enjoy!

"We were sick of body shots, so we decided to do Tia Tequilas."

by Doc_Camber January 29, 2017