1 definition by crankyopossum
a generalized term for a baby conceived or born 8-9 months after a drinking excursion. most people who have tequila babies don't realize they're pregnant till several months in, usually after the 3 month mark.
i.e; getting utterly smashed and FUCKED UP on tequila on your honeymoon night and three months after your night of pure debauchery you find out you're pregnant
i.e; getting utterly smashed and FUCKED UP on tequila on your honeymoon night and three months after your night of pure debauchery you find out you're pregnant
"so you remember about four months ago when we went drinking in the bahamas?"
"yeah why?"
"well uh... let's just say we're having a tequila baby."
"yeah why?"
"well uh... let's just say we're having a tequila baby."
by crankyopossum August 3, 2023