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a high-pitched squeel involved in an orgasm. It usually shows that a relationship is going to last.
"How far did you get last night?
"Pretty far. I'm pretty sure she made a teoli"
teoli by for slizzle March 25, 2012
Hello teoline, how’s it going?
teoline by Semalia March 24, 2018
A caring person who loves bacon n just loves everything and she is also out going and outstanding
Teola is a outstanding woman
teola by Areyana June 7, 2021

The “Harta teologica of Ion Masina-de-Inima” 

It’s an encrypted map that can lead one to the secret dialect known as “Cristina English”. To find this ancient language one must stand in the underground temple of Oceania and chainsmoke 2 packs of Cammels. After that, the map shows a mathematical ecuation which, after solving it, shows coodinates for the Chair of Santa. Once you sit in the chair, insert 1g of Fentanil in your body and an evil wizard will come and start teaching in chinese.
A: What do you have there?
B:Just the “Harta Teologica of Ion Masina-de-Inima”