Tent Party

When you're trying to sleep in a sleeping bag and another guy spoons you with a boner, then wakes you up by asking "can you feel that?"

I would go camping with Erik, but he always tries to have a tent party with me.

Tent Party by TheRealWhites February 2, 2012

Teaparty 

A group of concerned citizens who (through ignorance and blind patriotism) publicly act out in support of policies and legislation that is against their own best interests.

The Teaparty is showing up to demonstrate against the health care bill this afternoon.

Teaparty by Dr. Turtle February 4, 2010

boner teaparty 

A boner teaparty is when a group of no less than seven men are at one fellows house, and one of the men requests some tea. These men may be any where from ages 18 to 36. The owner of the houshold will prepare and heat the tea, and then put sugar in the tea kettle. To his and everyone else's surprise, there will be no clean spoons. The men put their heads together, and decide eventually to use their pulsing, rock-hard boners to stir the tea.

Man 1: What will we stir this delicious Earl Grey with?

Man 2:...umm, my boner is hard and stiff and the head is a bit flattened. It's sort of like a spoon.

Man 3: Brilliant. A boner teaparty.

Man 4: Insert your boner into the scalding tea water then, Pete.

Man 2: Affirmative.

Man 5: He needs help. This is not a one-boner job. I too will stick my raging boner into the tea. Pete will stir in a clockwise motion, whilst I stir counter-clockwise.

Man 6: My balls are cold and clammy. I'm gonna put my balls into the tea as well.

Man 7: You are all gay. Seriously.

boner teaparty by Wilhelm Schmetzger Cornelious Duckworth O'Halloran October 20, 2006

Red Tent Party

A Red Tent Party (named for the book The Red Tent, which features the Biblical character Dinah) is a party held in honor of a girl's first period. Uterus and period-blood themed food and decorations are appropriate.

Janet: So, my daughter finally got her first visit from Mother Nature last week; now we get to host her Red Tent Party!

Bill: Red Tent Party? What the hell, Janet, that's disgusting, you're one of those ultrafeminist nazi-types, aren't you?

Red Tent Party by tigerZERO January 21, 2011

Tenthirty burger 

Near the end hours when Macdonald breakfast ends, and their burgers begin
there is a small time window where you can get the fabled 10:30 burger, half burger half breakfast sandwich!!

May I ORDER A Tenthirty burger?

Tenthirty burger by theBurgerKingBurgers April 22, 2010

Tent Party

A party where a tent is pitched for sexual activities to be performed in. Two names are drawn at random from a hat and those two must go into said tent for sexual favors. Gender is not an issue while pulling names.

Mary started the tent party by pulling two names from the hat. She pulled Kyle and Glenn to go into the tent. Unwillingly they were forced into the tent as they were told it's the rules.

Tent Party by rpcob April 24, 2010

Teaparty 

A huge conspiracy to take over The government, bring jobs back to the USA, set term limits, bring fuel prices down, make the NSA stop spying on everybody, give vets back there retirement, legalize pot, kill the two party system, make the I.R.S unable to be used as a political weapon, allow women to defend themselves, and quite taking your money. Then leave you the fuck alone.

Btdubs they Also the have a badass flag with a rattle snake on it. (Search "gadsden flag")

Typical "Donkey"/"Elephant"/"Rhino" politician: That damn teaparty! They don't believe that I should be allowed to stay in office for ever and continue to steal the American peoples money, and they have the nerve to think I shouldn't lie to them!!! Those dirty bastards, i better tell people there racist, even though they love Allen west and he's black but oh well fuck.

Teaparty by Badger,Badger,Badger December 25, 2013