Ten Pound D 

This common practice in shared seating situations, such as on buses and subways, occurs most often when men tend to take up more than their fair share of the seat with legs spread wide, giving off the impression that they have to account for the space of a ten pound dick.

I was riding the H4 this morning, and I only had a 1/4 of a seat because I was sitting next to a ten pound d.

Ten Pound D by TenPoundDSpotter February 8, 2013

Ten pound hand

Rather self-explanatory technique used by a guy for suggesting and/or forcing a girl to go down on him. While making out or during a quick break, one hands is placed behind the head of said girl and gently but firmly pressed in a downward direction.

So Jenna and I are makin out, then I use the ten pound hand... she got the picture

Ten pound hand by sotaskimmer July 24, 2008

Ten Pound Waterhead 

A person with a water head that is ten times bigger than a standard water head. their head can literally block the sun. They also possesses at-cha-for-ya Eyes that When walking freely has one eye scanning the entire room while the other eye stays focused on side of nose. Enjoys interaction with bobble head dolls as they appear to be related.

We were on a Carnival Cruise and there was this stanky legg TEN POUND WATERHEAD that kept blocking the sun. This ten pound water head made the ship tilt to one side and when they jumped in the pool their giant head sunk like a rock to the bottom.

Ten Pound Waterhead by tugboat2012 September 23, 2011

Ten Pound Pussy 

What ghetto black men call a white woman with a body like a thick black girl. Ten Pound Pussy's generally have small wastes, thick thighs, big asses, big boobs and dress like hoes.

Black man #1: DUH DAYUM this snow bunny got a ten pound pussy!

Black man #2: Oh word?! Let's get at this bitch!

Black man #1: Ohhh shit I think that ten pound pussy is tryna get active!

Black man #2: Damn son tear that shit up!

Ten Pound Pussy by Ohkaycool August 24, 2009

Ten Pound Hat

During oral sex the man places his hand on the back of his partners head in an attempt to drown her with cock.

She puked when he tried to do the Ten Pound Hat.

Ten Pound Hat by WeDefyU January 7, 2012

Ten pound calculator 

A laptop computer that has no general use, due to a broken wireless card, gaming card, etc..., and the only feature still in use...is the calculator.

Mike: Hey let me check my vitals on your laptop.
Me: Nah man its just a ten pound calculator

Ten pound calculator by Mto93 November 21, 2007

ten-pound brow 

An excessively large bowel movement; a huge poo.

"I hadn't taken a crap in a week, so when I finally did, it was the ten-pound brow."

"Hold that thought, man. I have to go huff the ten-pound brow. Actually, you better give me about 20 minutes."

"Whew! I don't know what was harder on the shitter, my ten-pound brow or the whole roll of toilet paper that followed it."

"The ten-pound brow makes for a wicked powerful Alaskan Pipeline."

ten-pound brow by Billy Beck O'Hannity April 3, 2010