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Ten heads 

An individual with cranial proportions so vast that the space could easily be filled by ten normal human heads or similar in volume to an adult elephant skull.

This description specifically relates to the neurocranium (the braincase) and not the rest of the head.
"hey look at him, his head is so big it's blocking out the sun, f**k me it's the size of ten heads"
Ten heads by Desmond 55 July 5, 2009
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Ten Heads 

A mildly deformed human, who through genetic mishaps has an over-developed bulbous cranium. Despite having a larger capactiy for brain storage, Ten Headed people tend to be below the average IQ level and are therefore ridiculed accordingly. Ten Headed people cannot ride motorcycles in the UK due to helmet fitting and balancing issues.
Jonny -'Oh my God where the fuck has the Sun went to?'
Jimmy - 'I think it's an eclipse!'
Jonny - 'Nah - it's coz that moron with a badass case of Ten Heads, fucker has walked passed, that's all'
Jimmy - 'Hey cocksucker, get out the fuckin way'
Ten Heads by Cow Moolester July 8, 2009

ten-head 

If an average size head has a forehead (4 head), then a rather large head is called a tenhead (10 head)
Dude, that dudes, got a tenhead. Na dude, thats a sevenhead...
ten-head by Kris Thompson February 18, 2004

ten-head 

A slang to say how big someone's forehead is
"haha, she doesn't have a forehead , she has a ten-head"

Ten Bob Head 

This phrase has been used in Liverpool for decades.
1 Adjective. Description of a poor attempt to direct a football goalward with the head.
2. Adjective. Description of person who made the poor attempt to direct the ball goalward with their head.
Based on ten bob being a 50p piece, ball has spanged off one of the vertices of the 50p piece which is metaphorically on the footballers head. Ball heads off at a wild angle to that which was intended.
" That was a proper ten bob header mate"
" The state of that, you ten bob head!"
Ten Bob Head by DJ Bladdered September 6, 2006
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026