I don't know what you are doing, but I can tell you are doing it wrong.

This is a humorous way to point out bad problem solving methods.
I don't know what you are doing, but I can tell you are doing it wrong!
by I, Wreckerrr December 12, 2020
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when something is so obvious to one person that he will not even charge, for it being to sed to a companion friend or aquaintace.
tom: what do you think of tim's mam?
muthar: she's a propa slag, i'll tell you that shit for free!
tom: thanks muthar you're so genorous!
by muthar November 9, 2004
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A typical black elder's preamble serving as a gesture of dominance and/or wisdom...
Young Tyrone: I ain't tall enough to be good at basketball.....
Black Elder: Let me tell you something...
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It means they don't know, or are a stupid troll.
"Ok, if you're a genius, then what's the square root of 6456?"
"Why should I tell you?"
by zack7521 February 22, 2012
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The last thing you hear before being stabbed in the chest by a 10 cm long knife in north London. Could also be in Birmingham or Glasgow. Whatever you do if you hear this sentence run away.
Bruh, I'll tell you what mate
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"Let me tell you about homestuck" is a joke about homestuck fans trying to tell normal people about homestuck.
Me :' Hey, let me tell you about homestuck'
Friend: 'NOOOOOOOOOOOOO'
by Homestuckislife.org October 25, 2017
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1. An incredibly annoying way of stating that you just don't want to tell them something; might be for personal reasons. (Knowing that you cannot get younger; it therefore means one will never tell them what you are referring to.)
Caitlynn: Why won't you look at my face when we make love!?

Me: *turns away and thinks to self "ah crap, here we go again... c'mon, think of something!* ...I'll tell you when you're younger...
by The OPB: Original Purple Belt October 11, 2010
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