Televisual face creaming

Televisulal face creaming is where a guy dyes his testicles multi-colors, then jizzes in his sexual partner's eyes, so that from his partner's perspective, it looks as if a television is malfunctioning in their eyes, as there are colors such as red and green floating about in her eyes, and it also stings like fuck, which simulates electric shock to the eyes.

Guy A: Ayyyyy Mark, did you do televisual face creaming on your gf last night?
Guy B: Nope, she told me she was moving to Mexico
Guy A: Fuck
*hot gay face creaming sex*

Televisual face creaming by WhoWantsToSniffWoodShillings December 7, 2020

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Televisa

The biggest criminal organization in Mexico, even more than all the drug cartels combined. It's main objective is the brainwashing of the masses via telenovelas, shitty versions of foreign contests shows, music even worse that Justin Bieber and Soulja Boy together and soccer. Also has the tendency of pushing religion and right-wing ideals on their news programs and their underlings like newspapers and other television networks, those that aren't allied with this monster are subject of difamation and "unexplained attacks to their installations" . Now they want to expand their brainwashing to the U.S and South America, so if there is a rise of soap operas and dance-off contests in t.v, BEWARE.

News anchor: THE SWINE FLU HAS KILLED 2 BILLION PEOPLE IN ONLY 1 DAY!!!, PRAY TO THE VIRGIN MARY OR ELSE!!!!!

Some guy: Dammit, this news network was devoured by Televisa!

Televisa by zombiebillymays December 13, 2010