Un-biased definition: A device invented in the very early 1950s that enables someone (usually a news agency or entertainment company) to broadcast information instantaneously from a tower to a receiver in the homes of the people.
Biased definition: The most common tool used by those in power to have the people waste their precious free time by sitting on a couch, not thinking a single heretical thought.
Biased definition: The most common tool used by those in power to have the people waste their precious free time by sitting on a couch, not thinking a single heretical thought.
You watch eighteen hours of television a day, and then you notice that those eighteen hours you could have been spent attempting to end the injustices in the world. But it's too late for that now. Now go back and watch Glenn Beck and beat off.
by Self-important teenager August 8, 2010
1. A stupid plastic box with a CRT, plastic casing (sometimes bestowed with wood paneling if its from 1978), and a glass screen designed to keep people in their homes.
2. Corporatism's source of pocketing new customers with their ill-quality products.
3. Something to sit and stare at if you want to see the forecast, or see people get killed.
2. Corporatism's source of pocketing new customers with their ill-quality products.
3. Something to sit and stare at if you want to see the forecast, or see people get killed.
Television sucks, and its completely stupid, which is why I don't say "television"; I call it the "idiot box"
by idonthavaname August 25, 2006
A big part of the fucking jew controlled media which infests every dumb cocksucker out there with shitertainment and what to buy to keep up with the numbnuts next door.
by rayp April 25, 2005
70's and 80's punk/noise band. They tried really hard to make music that did not copy any other. Most of it sucked, but they did have some very interesting songs. Required listening for old school punks.
by BillG April 25, 2005
Quite possibly the worst invention ever. Abbreviated to T.V. People sit in front of it, then lights and sound come out of it, penetrating the person's mind and causing them to trancend in to a vegetable state. The television then proceeds to drain them of all energy, will to move, and thought capacity. It is evil and inhuman and shouldn't be a part of any household. If you already have one, don't worry! You can do any of these things to get rid of your television.
a. Sell it online
b. Light it on fire
c. Throw your DVD player through the screen (Killing two birds with one stone here...)
a. Sell it online
b. Light it on fire
c. Throw your DVD player through the screen (Killing two birds with one stone here...)
by twinwoodsman October 29, 2010
Where the imagination is sucked out of children by a cathode ray nipple.
TV is the only wet nurse that would create a cripple.
Quote from the song Television, Drug of the nation by Disposable heroes of Hipcriosy.
TV is the only wet nurse that would create a cripple.
Quote from the song Television, Drug of the nation by Disposable heroes of Hipcriosy.
Let's Watch The Television!
(3 hours later)
Man, my head hurts. I need a Hummer!
(3 hours later)
TV set: So, Denounce intelligence and reading and resort to 24 hour SHIT!
(3 hours later)
Man, my head hurts. I need a Hummer!
(3 hours later)
TV set: So, Denounce intelligence and reading and resort to 24 hour SHIT!
by BKLD May 17, 2007
The very reason why people are so fat. Maybe they need to get out and actually get a life and do something productive with their life instead of wasting it away on a couch getting uglier.
Guy 1: Man, i gained 10 pounds in the last week. (as hes watching tv)
Guy 2: Stop watching so much television, fat ass. (leaves the room)
Guy 2: Stop watching so much television, fat ass. (leaves the room)
by ParisHBarbie January 31, 2011