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Televisionary 

A forward thinker, who also watches way too much television.

Someone with the uncanny ability to know which TV series' will continue to be good, and eventually become popular, from their first season(s)/episode(s).
Guy: That new "How I Met Your Mother" show stinks, how long do you think it will last? Tristan The Televisionary?

Tristan The Televisionary: I give it a long run, these characters will grow on you.
Televisionary by Peachhat May 22, 2013
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Televisionary 

A "born to be on TV" visionary who appears on television regularly, delivering messages that fall into her (his) mind from the dead.
There are no good ones on TV, yet.
Televisionary by Mary Torre Kelly September 3, 2005

televisionertia 

1) Continuing to watch the same channel because you can't find the remote and are too lazy to manually change the channel.

2) Continuing to watch a show that you don't really enjoy, just because you always have.
EXAMPLE 1: I didn't plan to watch that show, but I had watched the one before it and televisionertia set in.

EXAMPLE 2: I didn't even like "Heroes" that much in its first season but I can't stop watching - it's a classic case of televisionertia!
televisionertia by Brad Roar! March 27, 2009

televisional

Coming from the television.
Internet and televisional influences can be the source of child corruption.
televisional by Denyingninja August 31, 2011

televisiony 

acting like your life is a television show
why are you acting so televisiony
televisiony by :-) smile January 12, 2015
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026