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teleswap 

v. to text or call someone who has just given you their phone number, for the purposes of giving him/her your phone number/contact information. Note: the practice of speaking the first phone number aloud is also a key facet in the process of teleswapping.

n. the practice of texting/calling someone to exchange numbers/contact information.
Sifl: "Hey, let's exchange numbers. I'll get a pen."
Ollie: "No need for a pen - just tell me your number and we'll teleswap."
Sifl: "Cool, here it is - 415-867-5309."
Ollie: "Cool."
Sifl: "Hold up, someone's calling me...man, who is that? I don't recognize the number."
Ollie: "Dude, that's my number - we just teleswapped."
Sifl: "So THAT'S what that's called!"
teleswap by morganfreemason June 13, 2012
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teleswag 

Obtaining marketing merchandise, or swag, remotely via telephone or other means.
Hey, could you teleswag me one of those green, squishy, noise-making balls?
teleswag by Noah Buddy November 7, 2007
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A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.
Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."
kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005
Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"
Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026