Dirty Telescope

When an unguided asshole accidentally finds the eye

I just saw my cat give my dog a dirty telescope, such disrespect!

by HighWizeguy March 6, 2019

mouse in a telescope

A tampon , prior to its normal use .

Do me a favour Sweetheart , dive into my handbag and bring me a mouse in a telescope , there’s a handful of them in there .
I thought I only needed a piss , but the monkeys nose is bleeding

by Napoleon BonerPart February 4, 2023