Telesbian 

-noun

1. A lesbian with the psychic ability of teleportation.

2. A lesbian who steals or stole many a guy's girlfriend or wife and was never expected to do so.

1. Shirai Kuroko from the manga/ anime series Toaru Kagaku no Railgun and Toaru Majutsu no Index. Her power is teleportation and she is a lesbian. Since she is a lesbian who also teleports, she is a Telesbian.

Telesbian by comrade boco June 18, 2011

Tylersexual 

Only likening @phan.defense.squad and wishing Tyler was your friend

"Omg Becky I need to tell you that I'm tylersexual and I don't care about troye anymore

Tylersexual by Howlter.phan101 August 8, 2016

Telesync 

One of the multiple terms used by movie pirates to describe the source material that was used to make a bootlegged pirate copy, normally distributed in VideoCD, SVCD or DivX format.

Precisely Telesync means a copy which was shot in an empty cinema or from the projection booth with a professional camera, directly connected to the sound source.

Other bootleg version methods include Telecine, Screener, Cam and DVD-Rip.

Also referred to as TS.

Telesync by Neil_J May 21, 2003

telesleeping 

A farcical term for “working” from home.

The Covid Pandemic has given many state employees the chance to prove their work ethic by generously compensating them for telesleeping positions.

telesleeping by Dr Bunnygirl November 17, 2020

telesurfing 

When you’re supposed to be working from home but you’re actually out surfing.

It’s a good thing that California taxpayers are willing to fund our hard-earned telesurfing positions.

telesurfing by Dr Bunnygirl November 18, 2020

telesto 

The best weapon in the video game series, Destiny. It's so good, it causes popular twitch streamers to lose their mind and act like childish imbeciles when they get killed by it.

I just got killed by a guardian using Telesto. I shall take to twitter and end this madness.

telesto by AJ1311 October 10, 2018

japanese telescope 

When the girl jerks off the man's penis in resemblance to a telescope. The man proceeds to cum in the woman's eye making her squint like a Japanese person.

I have the Japanese telescope ready ;).

japanese telescope by Chester St. Rumpterfrabble February 9, 2017