telepoke 

method of poking someone from accros the room, generally in an effort to get attention/make someone smile.

(must be accompanied by a finger pointed in direction of pokee. May also be silently done by poker pointing at one's temples and then pointing at pokee.)

Girl:Telepoke!
Boy:Hi.

telepoke by Fae Rula September 5, 2008

teletoke 

to simultaneously toke with another person in a separate location while communicating via phone, sms, im, or video chat or other means.

Me and Zach teletoked last night.

teletoke by golieman9 February 24, 2009

Telepole 

Pittsburghese for telephone pole

There is a street light on the telepole outside my house.

Telepole by harryw45 August 27, 2009