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The opposite of reading someone's mind. When somebody assumes you know what they mean, when actually, you don't. Somebody asks you to get them an ice cream, and you bring them a scoop of strawberry on a cone. The person responds, "Strawberry?... You know I like chocolate, and I eat it in a cup..." You respond "Sorry, I can't read minds, I happen to be telepathetic."
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When one is so pathetic, they are on a different plane of patheticism than others Kenny waiting for 11 years for Miccah to love him is telepathetic.
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Pathetic over long distances. As in, a relationship. Ever since John moved away, he and Sue have been so telepathetic.
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Having no telepathic abilities whatsoever, and therefore, suffering from inadequacy syndrome. As much as Sarah tried to guess what other people were thinking, she couldn't, because she was telepathetic.
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Having the ability to see the future of totally useless events and no ability whatsoever to foresee anything useful. Mary," Sue, I kept dreaming all night about spilled coffee."
Then a coworker walks in laughing about the boss spilled coffee all over his shirt . Sue asks Mary to pick a lottery ticket and Mary picks a loser. Sue."Thanks Mary, you must be telepathetic!" |
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To be such a loser that others can sense it just from your brainwaves I'm getting telepathetic vibrations from that video game playing virgin!
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When two or more people have the same bad idea at the same time. Things were looking up for the movement, but then, as often happens, the protestors became telepathetic. Without speaking a word, they simultaneously decided that it would be best to throw themselves off the cliff into the icy waters below. None survived.
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Someone who has either no phone or a sucky phone, who isn't caught up with technology. Stacey and Kham were so telepathetic, they didn't even have a phone~
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