Telefantastic Dissociative Delusional Disorder 

Unlike Truman Show Delusion sufferers who see themselves as being the unwitting main character in a reality TV show, Telefantastic Dissociative Delusional Disorder sufferers see their life as being full-blown scripted, expensive serialised drama TV Series. They frame each year of their life as being a 'season', each week roughly equating to a single 'episode' of their show.

The sufferer twists known facts and does mental gymnastics to shoehorn their mundane lives into some form of 'season arc' for their character.

They know full well that they aren't really in a TV show. - they just desperately want to be.

Ultimately, Telefantastic Dissociative Delusional Disorder is just a tactic employed by the miserable to deny reality - those who know deep down that the only way their life can have meaning is not through art or expression, giving and charity, a relationship with God but instead by forcibly contextualising everything as being a carefully scripted, story-boarded and rehearsed piece of fiction to be consumed by only the sufferer themselves.

The sufferer inevitably commits suicide or dies in their 'series finale' - Whether their TV Series achieved excellence and a satisfactory conclusion (Breaking Bad), was cancelled before its time and fondly remembered (Party Down), went seasons too long and became a shadow of itself (The Simpsons), (Dexter) can only be determined by the dead sufferer's friends and family at the funeral.

Q; "What's wrong with Caleb? He said he hadn't seen me since 'Season 2', and that he thought I'd been written out, whatever that means?

A: "Dude yeah he's got Telefantastic Dissociative Delusional Disorder' - just nod and smile. He'll kill himself if he thinks his show might be getting cancelled or resorting to cheap plot twists"

Telefantastic Dissociative Delusional Disorder by J-Lime August 5, 2016

Talamantes 

Talamantes- someone who cares about others and lovable person but also can get mad if you annoy him and don’t give him time when he’s down to pick his self up as long as you stay on his good side he would make a good person. He would sacrifice to go get the stuff he loves as such family friends and pets and he’s not selfish to the ones he loves. He’s rude to everyone that selfish, rude, mean, disrespectful, annoying, and ungrateful but as long as your not one of those people he would be kind and helpful as long as he can. The way you treat him he will Imamate it to make it seem like your talking to another you but in a good way. Sometimes loves to act stupid but most of the time he’s serious and he hates people when they are a hypocrite to him

Talamantes an name that means a lot of powerful things

Talamantes by Definition of namesss November 27, 2018

madison talamantes 

also known as moe

wears v-neck shirts

and is obsessed with his muscels

has a voyager

and mexican 1/2

cara is his best friend

madison talamantes is amazinggggg.
he loves cara and nessa

madison talamantes by tj from chinese May 11, 2009

Telemutes 

People who call friends and family regularly, but don't actually have anything to say.

A phone conversation with a telemute often consists of thirty minutes of you trying to come up with something to say.

Telemutes by Robert Lanham, Author of Food Court Druids, Cherohonkees, and Other Creatures Unique to the Republic August 4, 2004

Telecaneeses

1. The correct way to spell telekinesis.

2. The ability to move objects at a distance by the sheer force of mental power.

"you're rolling around at the speed of sound"

"no I'm flying I got MF telecaneeses or however you spell it"

Telecaneeses by sansmaeda underronpa November 22, 2021