telefornication 

Also known as "phone sex."

(phrase invented by AJ)

-I have been having these constant urges for telefornication.
-We telefornicated all night.
-When you move to Knight's Bridge, are you going to telefornicate with your lover?

telefornication by looover May 31, 2006

Televators 

An incredible song by The Mars Volta, buy/steal/borrow this song. Very sad, but soothing. It is thought The Widow is a ripoff of this song, I don't see a real resemblance.

Download Televators... today!

Televators by drunkenbeaverexploitationsects(FRATZ) December 13, 2008

Telefornication 

This is basically just Phone Sex.

I'm busy now, can't take part in the telefornication.

Telefornication by Distributor May 29, 2020

Telefonorm

Telefonorm definiton of the most epicness that you can accomplish in life

Oh wow that guy is amazing maybe he's even Telefonorm.

Telefonorm by Em4Voice July 8, 2010

thefavoritecrime 

The favorite crime is an editor and content creator on TikTok and by far the fruitiest mfer

“Oh my goodness did you see thefavoritecrime new edit” their definitely fruity

thefavoritecrime by carol Danvers simp August 22, 2021

thefavoritecrime 

a very funny and very whipped person. an icon – one of the best editors around.

“i’m in love with a girl in my english class.”
“you’re a thefavoritecrime kinnie!”

thefavoritecrime by atluvr August 22, 2021

Telepatorted 

Telepatorted is the hypothetical transfer of matter or energy from one point to another without traversing the physical space between them. ... Teleportation is often paired with time travel, being that the travelling between the two points takes an unknown period of time, sometimes being immediate.

Him: my phone is missing
Other guy: it must have telepatorted out of your pocket

Telepatorted by SkinnyD1ck December 5, 2021