Telesexual 

When someone is addicted to using their telephone. It could also be used as a word to describe what someone is doing.

Joe is such a telesexual. All he ever does is talk on his phone.

Guy 1: Where is Joe?

Guy 2: Oh, Joe? He's off being telesexual.

Telesexual by Fraknor April 12, 2008

telesex 

Telephone sex. Having sex with telephone.

I'm having telesex in the public telephone.

telesex by SandaimeSpaceMan February 24, 2008

teclease 

slang for take it easy. Usually directed towards kids who are throwing a tantrum.

Fresh Dur started yelling at me because he couldn't find his Skittles so i told him to teclease. He didn't like it one bit.

teclease by TheOGhodge December 14, 2009

telesexual 

One who is able to have sexual intercourse without physical contact or from a distance

Brandon is having intercourse with my anus right now from the other room, he is a telesexual

telesexual by the g man1234567 October 23, 2008

Teleseryes 

A very addicting to watch, crappily made cheap filipino drama/tv series. It's addicting because the story is very good and almost all of them have some sort of magic or monsters.

Grandma: Get out of the couch! I need to watch my teleseryes!
Niece: I don't like that one, I like agua bendita better.
or
Uncle who now lives in Canada: Look at dat! Dat teleseryes is so cheap! lmao, da wolf looks like computer!

Some teleseryes:
Agua bendita
Kristine
Noah
tanging yaman
immortal
juanita banana
there are so many, seriously...

Teleseryes by Daonewhoyah November 15, 2010

Telesexual 

Someone who has sex primarily by FaceTime, Skype or by similar communication.

My wife has me so desperate for sex, she turned me out. I've gone telesexual because I have no time to meet up with women in person.

Telesexual by Sal Ami February 8, 2017

teleased 

past tense of telease(to bust a nut)

another definition is to shoot web

oh man,I just saw some great p00rn on 4chan and I teleased all over my keyboard!!

teleased by the real doodooface April 24, 2008