Telac
Harry's telac kicked him out once the rent was paid, then came knocking on the first of the next month.
Telac by CableHills September 29, 2008
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Telac
Insult that is contributed to a person with very small knowledge about life in general. It is also phrase for people that are very clumsy or awkward in social situations. Basically, telac is other word for nincompoop. Used in Croatian language.
Daj stavi tu košulju u hlače i popravi kragnu, nemoj biti telac (Put that shirt into your pants and tight your collar, don't be telac)
Telac by Wordjungler January 1, 2017
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Teaching Crabs How To Read
Verb,
1. The action of teaching crabs how to read
2. The process by which crustaceans are made literate,
Both of these are considered Forbidden Knowledge of the highest order, and must never be spoken of, outside of complete secrecy. Many a fine man has fallen to the curiosity of teaching literacy to crabs, and have been executed or imprisoned- or worse- for their crimes.
Teaching crabs how to read is a gateway crime, in the ancient days, many of the most infamous dark lords used literate crabs as minions, for it allowed them to use more powerful and complex methods to expand their dominion over our small realm. In the darkest of days, crabs as big as houses would be sent in droves to raze cities, Whole countries were brought to their knees by the terrors wrought by the dark lords and their armies.
The last of the Literate Ones, as they are known by Crabfolk, was slain in AD 1356.
Ever since, the Crabfolk have lived in harmony with humankind.
1. The action of teaching crabs how to read
2. The process by which crustaceans are made literate,
Both of these are considered Forbidden Knowledge of the highest order, and must never be spoken of, outside of complete secrecy. Many a fine man has fallen to the curiosity of teaching literacy to crabs, and have been executed or imprisoned- or worse- for their crimes.
Teaching crabs how to read is a gateway crime, in the ancient days, many of the most infamous dark lords used literate crabs as minions, for it allowed them to use more powerful and complex methods to expand their dominion over our small realm. In the darkest of days, crabs as big as houses would be sent in droves to raze cities, Whole countries were brought to their knees by the terrors wrought by the dark lords and their armies.
The last of the Literate Ones, as they are known by Crabfolk, was slain in AD 1356.
Ever since, the Crabfolk have lived in harmony with humankind.
Teaching Crabs How To Read by Lanse Grimez January 31, 2022
annoying bitch teacher
A fucking bitch who gets on your nerve every day, and decides to take everything you bring in class to the office and makes you want to slap the bitch out of her.
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Teaction
The ideological lurch by the GOP to the radical right by practically any political circumstance that might piss off an elderly white dude.
Health care reform passage caused a vehement teaction in the GOP even though the final law closely resembled proposals of the GOP in the era of Hilarycare.
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