tektonik
A dance craze/music subgenre popular in France, characterized by French dudes with mullets and 80's retro clothes flinging their arms to electrohouse music.
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Teutonic Plague
An irrational fetish for Germans, German culture, or those of German descent.
Characterized by instant attraction to anyone who looks efficient. If someone meeting that description is not available, one can express Teutonic Plague by half-hearted attempts to learn German, collect Kinder Eggs, or watch long depressing German movies, such as Das Boot.
Characterized by instant attraction to anyone who looks efficient. If someone meeting that description is not available, one can express Teutonic Plague by half-hearted attempts to learn German, collect Kinder Eggs, or watch long depressing German movies, such as Das Boot.
1. "Oh man, that guy's little glasses, short cut hair and totally expressionless way of efficiently doing things is making me so hot! I must have come down with the Teutonic Plague!"
2. "I have the Teutonic Plague. You had me at Hallo."
2. "I have the Teutonic Plague. You had me at Hallo."
Teutonic Plague by rose kennedy December 21, 2008
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Tectonic Shit
When you have a shit ready to exit a person's colon, but waited too long. The shit starts traveling back up the colon to start hibernation, but it is met with a new shit ready to blow out. The turds collide in the intestine and start to overlap just like tectonic plates.
John: "Karl, where have you been all day?'
Karl: " I somehow managed to pass a tectonic Shit and not die"
Karl: " I somehow managed to pass a tectonic Shit and not die"
Tectonic Shit by Technobish October 31, 2017
Tectonic Meat Slippage
When too many items on a sandwich such as tomatoes, lettuce and mayo cause the meat to slide off the sandwich resulting in total sandwich destruction.
Todd bites into his sandwich, the meat falls out the back and the remainder of the sandwich crumbles in his hands.
Frank-"Woah! tectonic meat slippage. Better get a fork, Todd"
Frank-"Woah! tectonic meat slippage. Better get a fork, Todd"
Tectonic Meat Slippage by killersbytrade January 31, 2010
Flesh Tectonics
My friend, evidence of the flesh tectonics is easily found at the all you can eat buffets and/or the dance floors.
Flesh Tectonics by Roadside Jesus September 25, 2009
Party Tectonics
the movement of one or more people making their way through a large mass of other people (e.g. A crowd) in order to get a better view of a stage or to another location of the room, much like plate tectonics
Party Tectonics by Lichimae January 7, 2012
tectonic
Dance style popular in Europe, specifically Paris, France. Use of arms and feet to create rythmic movement that goes well with techno club music.
tectonic by Alyssa Butler May 11, 2008