teggert

A generally pejorative term on the same level as shit but less taboo. Can be used literally or metaphorically.
Believed to have originated in Chasetown.

When going number 2 somebody may remark, 'I am having a teg(gert)'
Or it can just mean something negative, 'Villa played teggert last season'.

teggert by Vanbento August 14, 2006

taggert 

the coolest fucker thats funny and weird and likes hockey

that taggert just stole my girl friend.

taggert by oyogaga May 9, 2018

tegger 

From the word townie people thatthink there solid and move therearms attop when they walk allways were Fred Perry Jackets that are like £100 but they getfor free cause there cheap

O look theres a tegger he thinks he is so solid

tegger by ihatechavs January 19, 2005

tegget

When a turtle sticks his head out, touches cloth and then retreats back into the bomb-bay doors, not to be seen again for several hours.

Whoa, I had a scary tegget earlier this morning.

tegget by Giovanni May 20, 2003

Oliver Teggart 

Simp

"Oliver Teggart you're a simp."

Oliver Teggart by noahtrademark September 24, 2020

Rubberton Tuggerton 

How to define a having or getting a cheeky wank. (Male Masturbation)

I wouldn’t mind a massage now and an ole rubberton tuggerton.

Rubberton Tuggerton by MartyMartyMarteeeeN May 11, 2021