by Punk Rock Santa April 12, 2019
The definition of "Man-with-milk", teets mccon is absolute walking sex. Anyone just to touch his nips should feel ever so privileged as they are perfectly shaped and sized. Mondays are the biggest day for teets mccon however as monday is always milking day, where in some cases 14L has been produced in one squeezing.
by Teetss October 11, 2013
A practical joke played amongst males. Unlike the purple nurple, Teet milking involves back-handing/hitting the victims’ nipple rather than twisting it. The teet milking process can take time, often resulting in bruising, redness, and even blood emitting from the victims nipple(s)
James - "Can I offer you a glass of....TEET MILK"
Eric - "um whats teet milk?"
(Jim takes his victim buy surprise, back-handing his teet in full force)
Eric - "um whats teet milk?"
(Jim takes his victim buy surprise, back-handing his teet in full force)
by Austin Simpson September 17, 2007
Teets and Gens is the equivalent of tits and genitals. Its something you say when you're angry or when you find out something stupid.
Lindsey: I just dropped my phone in the toilet! Teets and Gens!
Jessica: I just found out that I am pregnant
Katie: Teets and Gens!
Jessica: I just found out that I am pregnant
Katie: Teets and Gens!
by Hoodie24 December 22, 2009
Straight Foolish has been sucking on the Power Teet of Bonhoeffers so much lately that his home is run off the electricity.
by Barook July 13, 2008
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