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teenerweener 

a person with an excuse for a cock.
I was with him last night, he has a teenerweener.

yo what up teenerweener.
teenerweener by yungvlonekillah March 18, 2020

Teenering 

The act of becoming so belligerently drunk that you pass out in the middle of walking, skipping, tap dancing, or cartwheeling, and thereby tumble on to the ground, or nearest solid object, in a topsy-turvy, yet charming fashion
"Oh my gosh! That drunk girl doing cartwheels accidentally tumbled onto that chain link fence!"

"It's okay, dude. She is just teenering."
Teenering by MBent January 6, 2013

teeny bopper 

The ethnic group Hitler would focus on instead if he were alive today.
Teeny Bopper: Let's all get ice-cream sodas!
Hitler: Kommen sie um!
teeny bopper by Requiett June 13, 2005
An outgoing tall brunette with a great sense of humor. has an amazing voice and can learn songs quickly like it's nothing. she's very flirtatious. she's sweet, caring, funny, and smarter than she thinks. she's fun to be around and knows how to cheer someone up and have a good time. shes usually quiet but when she gets around her friends she turns into a spaz! she's lovable and doesn't care what people think of her! she always has music in her ears, ALWAYS!! she also loves photography.
Teneya loves music
Teneya's favorite band is The Ready Set
Teneya's motto: keep calm and listen to The Ready Set
Teneya by BaconHawk13 July 11, 2011

teeny bopper 

The group of young, rich, hyper 10-15 year old girls that make up a good 50% of students in our public school system. They tend to hunt in packs (cliques). Annoying as hell.
Teeny boppers are commonly mis-identified as preps.

In the nineties, teeny boppers worshipped N*SYNC.
teeny bopper by ~souba~ December 28, 2005

teeny bopper 

Stupid girls of ages 10-14 who squeal and giggle so much that Satan is willing to drag them back to hell. They brag about their boyfriends and show them off during lunch by sitting in a table full of shitty stupid 'couples'. They like pink and listen to stupid bubblegum pop and think they are teenagers and try to hard to act like them. They cry when they see a pimple...FOR FUCKIN SAKE ITS JUST A PIMPLE!!! IT'LL GO AWAY AND WHO THE HELL WILL CARE IF YOU HAVE A PIMPLE!!!??? They think they're all that and dress in pink, purple, mini-skirts, and T-shirts that say, 'Pop princess', or 'Ms. Attitude' and other crap like that. They like typing like this: 'l00k AnN I hAvE a NeW cElL!!! I kAn sLeEp OvEr yay!!! Like We CaN caLl up the B0iZ and pAiNt oUr naILz!!! g2g bi!!!!' it is so annoying. They think they're all that just because they have 'boyfriends'. They don't know the true definition of that word. They often write in their online journals, 'I lOvE jAsOn hE iS sO HotT I waNna Kiz hiM!!!!' When asked about their favorite hobby, they all scream like sluts, "SHOPPING!!!!"
Bopper: Hi WuSsUp hOmIe???
Me: You boppers suck serious ass. O_o
teeny bopper by Shedie August 25, 2004