teen age er 

A childish adult like person that always has hormonal mood swings and only cares about their friends and themselves plus the latest gossip

Mom: “Sweetie, come down stairs for dinner.”
Hailey: “Uh... sure? whatever.”
Mom: “Teen age ers nowadays...”

teen age er by BabyFoxi July 6, 2020

teen-age girls 

the teen-age girl is often droven to dating a popular guy just becuse he does sports. often this boy is what they would call "popular". often these guys treat them like shit and ignore the guys that are actaully nice and care about people. and yet these guys always win and the nice guy finishes last. the only way to get a girl to notice you is to treat them like shit and play hockey.

"guy: hey ill let you suck my dick for a dollar"

"teen-age girl: what?"

"guy: fuck you bitch I do enough tripple A hockey to kill you bitch!"

"teen-age girls: :I love you!"

"nice guy: hey how are you?"
"teen-age girl: yeah yeah fine"
"nice guy: hey do you want to go to a movie with me? I want to get to know you better."
"teen-age girl: EWWWWW NO"
*teen-age girl runs

teen-age girls by miketow123 June 15, 2009

teenager 

one who is better prepared for the zombie apocalypse but not tomorrow's math test

zombie couch potato lazy teenager

teenager by UnknownSkater May 11, 2013

teenage dream 

Living your best life while being a teenager. Like running away, having a great group of friends, running around at night, and so much more!

do you wanna run away and live a teenage dream with me

teenage dream by alexis_zzy May 20, 2020

Teenage Fever 

A common symptom of “teenage fever” is simply indecisiveness, which leads to hesitation as a person is unsure whether romantic feelings are mutual, due to a lack of experience in the dating game.

John: " I'm not sure if sally likes me, we talk all the time and the vibes are perfect but I'm not sure if she feels the way I feel."

Ben: " Bro teenage fever is the worst"

Teenage Fever by Facts007 September 12, 2017

Teenage Disaster 

Best spider gang member with the biggest meatiest biceps of the group

Person 1: I wonder what teenage disaster is doing rn
Person 2: he's probably lifting cars and seeing how far he can throw them

Teenage Disaster by czechyourpockets February 10, 2021

teenager 

When you're too young for half the things you want to do and too old to do do the other half.

That sounds like something a teenager would say.

teenager by Brooklyn Sage November 9, 2017