Top definition
to get royally fucked beyond recognition

see also "Friggity fucked"
hey Nate, let's get fuckin' teed before we go to dinner tonight.
by t-box April 26, 2003
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2
the act of being drunk, inebriated, stoned, on drugs, or anything of that matter.

Fucked
I'm so teed right now.

Those xany's teed me.
by South County Lords October 15, 2008
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3
get fuckin' teed!
dude i'm fuckin teed
by swonage February 02, 2003
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4
Nick B is fuckin' teed.
by get in there April 24, 2003
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5
Being highly upset ..originated in Richmond Virginia
My boyfriend cheated on me I was so teed
via giphy
by Ratchmond December 20, 2016
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6
Damn, shes acting hella TEED !
by SMURF<3 December 23, 2007
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7
A person who drags their teeth on a man's penis while performing fellatio (blowjob).
Man, that girl last night was a real teeds.
by Chachi69 March 11, 2009
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