1) A tedious person
2) One that makes annoying, pointless and unfunny comments
"Why is it that you never see white dog poo anymore?"
"Why are you such a TEED?"
by Norts February 05, 2008
Top Definition
to get royally fucked beyond recognition

see also "Friggity fucked"
hey Nate, let's get fuckin' teed before we go to dinner tonight.
by t-box April 26, 2003
the act of being drunk, inebriated, stoned, on drugs, or anything of that matter.

I'm so teed right now.

Those xany's teed me.
by South County Lords October 15, 2008
get fuckin' teed!
dude i'm fuckin teed
by swonage February 02, 2003
A person who drags their teeth on a man's penis while performing fellatio (blowjob).
Man, that girl last night was a real teeds.
by Chachi69 March 11, 2009
A sex goddess, who is good at everything, all the boys want her and all the girls want to BE her! she is the envy of all humans, she has wikid dark eyes, be careful
by HORSIE March 10, 2009
From the action verb Tee Off. What it has come to represent is a haberdasher's excuse to tying one on. When one is teed, they can't "hit one straight" and tend to slice off to the right of smashed.
Matt Garvey is teed... we can understand what he is saying.
by cheeba April 08, 2005
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