teddy bear

The act of cutting a hole in a stuffed animal as replacement for sex.
I couldn't get laid last night, so I had to teddy bear it.
by William D October 10, 2005
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Joint. Doobie being the hebrew word for teddy bear. Sewing a teddy bear would mean rolling. Hugging a teddy bear would mean smoking.
Dude, let's go hug some teddy bears!
by Mogely January 23, 2006
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A peanut butter and jelly sandwich made on a hamburger bun instead of bread. You have to eat two of them because they're very small. Goes good with chocolate milk and pretzels.
I like teddy bears with crunchy peanut butter and strawberry preserves.
by Calypso_freestyle March 27, 2009
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a vagina, prefurably one with some pubes
"i cuddled with her teddy bear all nite long"
by [Po$$e]Flanle September 29, 2005
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being buck ass naked

Like wearing a teddy, but bearing it all
When she showed me her teddy bear, I nearly poked out my own eye.
by UberTank May 24, 2003
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A well known prostitute in coffee county,GA she can be found near the "sand ridge" and she has been know to give "favors" for 5 dollars, crack, and KFC meals, she can be spotted by her mullet and lack of teeth
"hey, how was your doctor's visit"
"Not good, Teddy bear gave me the clap"
by magulon February 19, 2018
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A word to mean a man/guy who is chubby, cute and cuddly. They are usually tall with exotic names. If a Teddy Bear has a girlfriend, she will never refer to him by his real name but only by "Teddy Bear". They are very lovable and give free hugs and free teddy bears.
Person 1: Look! There's a Teddy Bear over there!
Person 2: Nah, that's just Patrick
by SunnyTeddyBear September 14, 2014
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