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8.
When you get weed stuck in your throat/lungs after inhaling from a shitty pipe or bong.
Because real teddybears are also nice and make you feel fuzzy but you absolutely do not want them in your trachea.
uhmimamanduh (11:54:54 PM): the other day i choked on weed and said "oh TEDDYBEARS" and now when you get weed stuck in your throat using a pipe/bong it's called teddybears

"I got teddybears yesterday. I blame Costa Rica for their shitty craftsmanship because they made the hole too fucking big."
by omgyourelikefamous July 20, 2009
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9.
1) A small plush toy usually favored by little children (mostly females who consider the toy cute)

2) A nickname for people who's names are Theodore or Teddy
1) my girlfriend really loves her teddy bear

2)"Hey Teddy Bear!"

"Stop calling me that!"
by chucky norrissy October 29, 2009
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10.
A man who is obese and has a body hair problem.
That guy looks like a real teddy bear, go figure.
by Witchdoc6146 July 18, 2010
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11.
when someone with a hairy ass goes to the bathroom takes a big meaty chud monkey
holy crap man! Dave dropped a teddy bear in the toilet!
by Uvenk January 12, 2011
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12.
An extremely racist english slang term used for any black peoples circa 1950s-1960s
Fred: "Tell me Teddy bear, how do you know when the floors are clean with hands that dirty?"

Stanley: "That's clever, Sir"
by Charly bear April 11, 2008
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13.
Joint. Doobie being the hebrew word for teddy bear. Sewing a teddy bear would mean rolling. Hugging a teddy bear would mean smoking.
Dude, let's go hug some teddy bears!
by Mogely January 22, 2006
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14.
A peanut butter and jelly sandwich made on a hamburger bun instead of bread. You have to eat two of them because they're very small. Goes good with chocolate milk and pretzels.
I like teddy bears with crunchy peanut butter and strawberry preserves.
by Calypso_freestyle March 27, 2009
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