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8.
When you get weed stuck in your throat/lungs after inhaling from a shitty pipe or bong.
Because real teddybears are also nice and make you feel fuzzy but you absolutely do not want them in your trachea.
uhmimamanduh (11:54:54 PM): the other day i choked on weed and said "oh TEDDYBEARS" and now when you get weed stuck in your throat using a pipe/bong it's called teddybears

"I got teddybears yesterday. I blame Costa Rica for their shitty craftsmanship because they made the hole too fucking big."
by omgyourelikefamous July 20, 2009
 
9.
A word to mean a man/guy who is chubby, cute and cuddly. They are usually tall with exotic names. If a Teddy Bear has a girlfriend, she will never refer to him by his real name but only by "Teddy Bear". They are very lovable and give free hugs and free teddy bears.
Person 1: Look! There's a Teddy Bear over there!
Person 2: Nah, that's just Patrick
by SunnyTeddyBear September 14, 2014
 
10.
1) A small plush toy usually favored by little children (mostly females who consider the toy cute)

2) A nickname for people who's names are Theodore or Teddy
1) my girlfriend really loves her teddy bear

2)"Hey Teddy Bear!"

"Stop calling me that!"
by chucky norrissy October 29, 2009
 
11.
A man who is obese and has a body hair problem.
That guy looks like a real teddy bear, go figure.
by Witchdoc6146 July 18, 2010
 
12.
when someone with a hairy ass goes to the bathroom takes a big meaty chud monkey
holy crap man! Dave dropped a teddy bear in the toilet!
by Uvenk January 12, 2011
 
13.
An extremely racist english slang term used for any black peoples circa 1950s-1960s
Fred: "Tell me Teddy bear, how do you know when the floors are clean with hands that dirty?"

Stanley: "That's clever, Sir"
by Charly bear April 11, 2008
 
14.
Joint. Doobie being the hebrew word for teddy bear. Sewing a teddy bear would mean rolling. Hugging a teddy bear would mean smoking.
Dude, let's go hug some teddy bears!
by Mogely January 22, 2006