technowhore 

1) Someone who, if given the chance, would readily sell their bodies in order to gain access to the latest technology.

2)Someone who goes to great lengths to attain all the latest technology, often at great cost to their personal lives or finances.

1) In order to afford a Cyberdyne Systems T-101, Paula worked the streets for 18 months straight as a technowhore.

2) Dan was such a technowhore that he stopped buying groceries in order to save up for the new plasma rifle that was coming out in two months. Unfortunately, when it was released, he died of starvation in the line outside Best Buy waiting to get in and buy one.

technowhore by Yet Another Mike S. June 3, 2008

technophobe 

A person who is irrationally afraid of technology.

My mom says sitting to close to the TV will make my eyes go square! She's such a technophobe.

technophobe by Dave October 12, 2003

TechnoCore

The AI TechnoCore is a society of sentient computer systems that exist in the Hyperion book series, by Dan Simmons. The TechnoCore exists inside the singularities that compose the farcaster web, and use excess human neurons as a easily accessible form of processing power. This TechnoCore seceeded from the Hegemony of Man four hundred years before the events in Hyperion, and was later destroyed by Meina Gladstone after the supposed Ouster invasion of the web worlds. Thus, TechnoCore refers to a bunch of semi-evil computers manipulating humanity for thier own ends.

The TechnoCore wishes to speak with you, CEO.

TechnoCore by StNitrogen September 2, 2008

technovore 

also known as a supplementarian.

someone who takes supplements because a healthy diet is too much effort to maintain.

even a red-blooded meat-eater like myself can't maintain a healthy diet without popping a few pills, so i've become a technovore.

technovore by geek.neo May 23, 2012

technobore

A person who posesses the ability to bore anyone to tears with incessant babble about technology, obscure current events, or, in the case of mass transportation, the probablilty of accidents resulting in death of that particular means of transport.

Man, that was the worst flight EVER! Six hours trapped between a lawyer and a technobore....

technobore by ana.gram April 11, 2005

technophora 

The act of referring to a some act or scenario in real life that you learned about online with the expectation that parties in the discussion already know what you're talking about.

Example: (Referring to a Facebook checkin at X last night) "So what did you think about X?"

(Referring to a Facebook checkin at X last night)

"So what did you think about X?"
"Technophora at its finest."

technophora by technophore March 18, 2015

techno whore 

noun; adjective:
1.) someone who is obsessed with techno to the point where they have battles during school with another techno whore and they play two different songs of the same artist at once
2.) a person who finds it absolutely necessary to whip out their ed hardy's and air force ones and start frolicing on command
3.) anyone who checks myspace enough for techno that their heart stops beating with thumps but instead with unz unz unz

"Hey did you see that tool last period? We used be close but now he's a complete techno whore and all he cares about is his mixes for Soundgarden."

techno whore by Q@t, n!Kk! November 4, 2007