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1.
If anal sex were a sport, Jeff would be in the Olympics for it.
Noone can ass-dive like technol can. He plain 0wnt you foo!
by Tard January 27, 2004
 
2.
If anal were a country, Jeff would be king.
Jeff is DEFINATELY the king.
by Jakki January 28, 2004
 
3.
A pimpin' dude that has a nice car and gets hot girls. He makes girls like anal sex. Also likes lesbians. Known as Jeff. Sucks because he gets to go to Asia and we don't.
"Man, I had anal with Technol last night!"
"OMG..I had anal with him the other day!"
"Really?"
"Yeah! He makes anal so good I want it everyday!"
by Megan December 24, 2003
 
4.
Nickname or alias owned and used by Jeff Schneider himself.
Technol knows he's way cooler then you.
by technol December 07, 2003