The word commonly used by idiot 'gangstas' and 'teeny boppers'to describe all Electronic music.
Me: *plays Trance music*
Gangsta: Uhh...this is Techno right?
Me: No, it's Trance you dumbfuck!
Gangsta: Whateva...shit sounds all the same to me.
Me: Typical...
by Bobby De Niro May 10, 2005
A coordinated mix of electric sounds that some cultists refer to as music. Sometimes believed to be an updated version of disco. Characterized by a drumbeat that always puts a bass hit on the downbeat, an open hi-hat hit on the upbeat and closed on the downbeat, and a mm setting of c 150. In addition, there is always a complete lack of musical instruments, as all sounds are simulated on a computer. Most often listened to by a male demographic between ages 12 and 25, nearly all of which is uneducated in music and incapable of playing an instrument. Synonym: signal indicator Antonym: music
All he listens to is techno.
by Bluepies February 09, 2005
Slang for calling a female sexy/beautiful.
Dude, check out the techno over there to the right.
by Rune June 08, 2003
spaceless, freedom, and controlled chaos.
"man, the whole experience was techno son."

Truth behind techno music, is the first form of it was inspired by a few soul,disco,jazz spinning homosexuals who frequented loft parties and came to fruition. The sound they developed was house and was designed to audibly simulate sex sounds, Keep in mind it was gays making music for gays. Years later, a birth of hundreds of sub-electronic genre popped up and made the term "techno" as meaningless as the word "easy listening".

IT'S BEEN THE FUTURE. Listen BEHIND your advertisments.

"man, the whole experience was techno son."
by ])]=\/\/ January 05, 2004
the worst type of music created. pointless loops of noise. it takes no effort whatsoever. Idiots rave to it.
andrew likes techno
andrew raves all night to techno
by wewewewe May 20, 2006
A coordinated mix of electric sounds that some cultists refer to as music. Sometimes believed to be an updated version of disco. Characterized by a drumbeat that always puts a bass drum hit on the downbeat and a mm setting of c 150. Often, a hi-hat hit on the upbeat and closed on the downbeat accompanies the persistent bass drum hits. In addition, there is always a complete lack of musical instruments, as all sounds are simulated on a computer. Most often listened to by a male demographic between ages 12 and 25, teh vast majority of which is uneducated in music and incapable of playing an instrument. Synonyms include "signal indicator" and "alarm clock," while antonyms include "music."
If copying music is illegal, techno is the worst rash of crime in the recording industry.
by Bluepies February 10, 2005
form of music created by banging head on wall while tripping on acid and jumping up and down on bagfulls of mice while wierd lights flash.
that techno stuff is inhumane and should be outlawed!!
by grisha July 16, 2003
annoying, treble-heavy music for queers and Europeans, mostly played at dance clubs in big cities
Techno is horrible music, almost as bad as rap!
by T-Ro May 08, 2006

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