technificialsynthecolonohydroplonicgraphytosis

A synththetic virus created by radical Muslims that attacks the colon by forming a deadly mold within the taeniae coli.

John -I'm not gonna make it man. Those bastards got me...I gots the technificialsynthecolonohydroplonicgraphytosis.

Steve -Does this mean I can have your ps3?

John -No... I'm donating it to starving Haitians