Universal Technical Institute 

An automotive/diesel school located with in the United States. Founded a while ago, it is a school run by con artists who are destined to rip students off by making them pay an insane amount of money for pretty much no reason. They teach students how to rip costumers off at auto centers and most of the kids there have fart cans and crack V-tec on there honda civics!!! The school lacks the #1 thing that all men ACTUALLY WANT, which is sweet ass and pussy. Tits are a dying breed at the school, and if you even look at one of the girls to acknowledge them, you get kicked out for sexual harrasment and have your dick put in a meat blender. Most students rather do not make it there or do not make it in the real world, so the school is pretty much a huge failure and waist of money!!!

Guy 1...Dude, where the fuck are you going to school at?!?!?!
Guy 2...Ummm, some corn ball, hick school called Universal technical institute.
Guy 1...Yo bro..i heard that place was de shiznit!!! is it true
Guy 2...Well, if you dont wanna go anywhere in life and finally decide to turn gay, than that place is totally for you
Guy 1...Oh......

Universal Technical Institute by De SHIZNIT November 22, 2011

lehigh career and technical institute 

a really stupid school full of drug heads and other nasty humans, who start fights for no reason because the whole school is filled with delinquents who think there gangsters. also hicks who think they run the whole school with there camo hoodies and dip rings in there back pockets

lehigh Career and Technical Institute, located in Schnecksville, Pennsylvania, is one of the largest career and technical institutes in the United States. It serves the ten public high schools in the Lehigh Valley.

lehigh career and technical institute by lcti student March 30, 2017

Passaic County Technical Institute 

The one school in Passaic County in New Jersey where all the smart brown kids congregate and has sprinkles of white kids that think they can be brown too. They get 90% of the town's taxes to pay for their ever-growing STEM system and get more money for their sports teams than the town's public school's "healthy" lunches. All the freshman get older and the seniors look like they came straight from Paterson. Students and teachers think they're better than the other two high schools in the town, but get their drugs and booze from one of them and calls the other school pussies. The only thing they do successful in their school is getting good scores on standardized tests and everything else is either mediocre or failing.

Going to Passaic County Technical Institute is like if the kids at Wayne Hills High School were all from Paterson but richer.

Passaic County Technical Institute by The King James Bible 69,420 March 12, 2021

Berks Technical Institute 

A junior college in Central Pennsylvania that is a pitiful excuse for a educational institution. The school has no pedigree, even among lowly 2-year colleges, and on average one student of ten will find a job in their field, the rest will work at a retail job or go on to a real 4-year school wondering why they fucked up their lives. Most of the poor quality of the education stems from overcrowding and lack of resources, i.e. two classes sharing a computer lab at the same time, and computers with Adobe CS1 software. No joke.

Sorry guys, I don't have a summer break, I go to Berks Technical Institute.

Colleagues: Where the hell is that?

Berks Technical Institute by _jester November 24, 2011

ITT Technical Institute 

A private for-profit technical institute with its headquarters in Carmel, Indiana and many campuses throughout the United States.

ITT Technical Institute was the best.

ITT Technical Institute by SPrice1980 April 21, 2022

ITE Institute Of Technical Education 

People would call us the N/O Level fall outs, Polytechnic & Junior College Rejects.
Best known for its name thanks to a Singaporean movie “ITE = It’s The End”
However, that shit is old, ITE has been and still is evolving , developing many smart cookies and herding lost sheeps. Some do still fall off the cracks because they are just too far gone.

A place where you find 4.0 gpa students aiming to get into Polytechnics or University muggers, gangs, drug dealers, drop outs and students there just cause they didn’t have an alternative choice, all conjuring harmoniously.

Mats and yp dabbing each other up in the male bathroom while they smoke.

We get entertaining gang fights and murder cases once in a while to help balance the good & bad. Balance is key y’all.

“Eh, you from ITE ah? Got anyone bring parang from school?”

“ITE = It’s The End”
ITE Institute Of Technical Education

ITE Institute Of Technical Education by BIG DINO DICK August 29, 2021