techitis 

a condition afflicting girls who attend New Mexico Tech which makes them feel like hot pieces of ass even though they are stank hoes.

Dude, you see that bitch walking with her chest in her air? She's got techitis for sure.

techitis by Lil' Mike December 7, 2005

Techtitis 

When you Rage Quit while playing with your friend.

Tech have techtitis

Yesterday Bigmoe had techtitis while playing dota2

Techtitis by Shock10wave October 24, 2020

Techtistic

The condition of having techtism or the state of being technologically impared. Similar to Techtarded

Bob: "I tried plugging that machine into my computer in order to add songs but it didn't work.."

Jim: "Bob, thats a toaster. You really are Techtistic"

Techtistic by (-slimTHUG-) March 19, 2010