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Texas Teaser 

When a guy goes for the Canal Of Love and get stricly sewage, the man has to zip that shit up and leave.
Bubba goes for the munch and gets a serious case of cottage cheese, stops himself, removes his face, and gets his ass outa that place.
Texas Teaser by Ryan C. April 17, 2003

tease text 

Sal: what are you saying to him?!
Rachel: i'm tease texting him and saying that i want him to drill my vag hahaha
Sal: lmao you're bad
tease text by barnz944 August 17, 2009

text tease 

someone that sends you a text message prompting a response and then leaves you hanging.
"Dont be such a text tease, who are you to just text me once and leave me with a text hard on."
text tease by Killapimpin' March 6, 2009

Textual Tease 

When someone txts you first but doesn't respond after the initial txt until the next day when they repeat this annoying habit.
Textual Tease: Heyy! :)

You: Hey:) What's up?!

(20 minutes later)

You: ???

(Nexy Day)

Textual Tease: Hey cutie!

You: Hi whats up

text tease 

A girl that gives you blue balls over text, and never actually does anything sexual with the boy. only teasing them and getting their hopes up.
text tease: I'm coming over now to fuck your brains out
boy: ok, when?
text tease: not right now, im busy. maybe later
text tease by IJTB December 26, 2010

text-tease 

(n.) a person who leads someone on via text message, but never follows through in person.
Guy 1: Last night I was texting that chick from the bar and she was all sorts of coming on to me, but when I met her this afternoon she acted like nothing happened.

Guy 2: What a text-tease!
text-tease by memsy December 17, 2008