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Tearjerking 

Masturbating while either crying or in a state of agony/depression.
Alec Baldwin was so devastated when his dog died that he began tearjerking violently in his bedroom.
Tearjerking by Carlmalone27 July 23, 2009

Tarter sauce cup 

A belly button waiting to be filled with cum
Tarter sauce cup by magoo3 February 21, 2018

tearjerker 

Normally used to describe a movie or TV show (but also applies to songs, books, etc.) that is designed to make you cry.
Last night we were watching Marley & Me, and we cried our eyeballs out.

— No wonder you did. All dog movies are tearjerkers.

ball-tearer 

Australian slang. Something which is fabulously, excellently superb. See ripsnorter.
"Fuckin' hell mate, did you see the end of the cricket last night? Dead set fuckin' ball-tearer it was."
ball-tearer by Panda January 17, 2005

tearjerkin 

To masturbate with your tears for lubrication. Possibly while drunk on Valentines Day.
After the constant heart crushing blows dealt to him by a certain surly woman, Gary decided to just stay home and do some tearjerkin.

terteragoinist

A word the Die Hard wiki uses to describe Argyle.
"Bro, what the fuck does terteragoinist mean?"
"idk man look it up"
terteragoinist by anoinymoose December 14, 2021