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Mohican Teakwood 

A beautiful auburn tinged tree that originated in the upper tidal Hudson River Valley. Known for being exceptionally strong and great material for creating furniture. It is revered for having a lustrous gleam on the bark, and botanists agree that it is one of the most revered types of tree.
Nathan: Let's take a trip to the Hudson River, I heard the Mohican Teakwood forests look beautiful this time of year.
Tyler: I'd love to, I've always wanted a chance to see them in person.
Mohican Teakwood by TomNook378 June 15, 2023
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premium grade wood from the western alaskan native tealwood tree. normally an unassuming piece of wood, if chopped/sliced into smaller pieces tealwood is an extremely potent hallucinogen.

historically used by the native alaskan inuit peoples for medical purposes. tealwood uses as a hallucinogen was generally unheard of until being imported into seattle in 2002 in large portions. tealwood use is rapidly spreading across the county and is becoming popular on the east coast with a large tealwood user base forming in the NJ, PA, NY tristate area.

there are currently no laws against tealwood use in the US but several state legislatures are moving to make its usages illegal. tealwood prices range from $25-50 per block based on the size of the block. go out and try it.
i am so messed up on this tealwood right now.
tealwood by yoyoyoyo July 17, 2007
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Teakwondo is an awesome sport we’re others kick you in the head,body,side,back.. also punching. This sport is also mistaken for karate but we don’t take it that serious... kinda.Also it teaches self defense and you kick others asses.. sport also can let your anger out.it’s like a stress ball..
I just got done with teakwondo damn class was hard today
teakwondo by ThatOneIdiotUKnow January 30, 2021
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026