teagarden 

a fat ass bitch who snorts coke and gets drunk

the girl was being a teagarden

teagarden by cameron ricker June 24, 2008

teatarded

an unintelligent tea party or republican obstructionist; a word that sarah palin finds acceptable coming from a right-wing pundit but unacceptable coming from a spitfire dem.

Senator Shelby is teatarded for obstructing justice and blackmailing the country in order to get perks for his own state.

teatarded by whispurr February 11, 2010

Aimee Teegarden 

(b. 1989-10-10) Beautiful 19-year-old actress and model from Downey, California who previously starred in "Friday Night Lights", debuting on NBC in 2004. She now stars on 90210 as a character who stumbles across Dustin Milligan's character, Ethan.

90210 fans can hardly wait for Aimee Teegarden to join the cast this year.

Aimee Teegarden by WM86 January 9, 2009

Tea Garden 

The act of a male squatting over the head of a female in order to cover the entirety of the female's face in feces and urine.

'So what'd you do this weekend?'

'The wife said for our anniversary she wanted to go to a tea garden, so I squatted over her face and covered her in shit and piss.'

'Nice!'

Tea Garden by Zyah-C! April 12, 2009

michael teegarden 

A smart charming person the only person who gets you he been though a lot and understands the most in the person if you Meet him you will adore him and a great role model

Michael Teegarden is the best

michael teegarden by Scarlet overdrive April 2, 2017

teagarette 

A teagarette is made up of tea. It looks like a cigarette since it has a filter. Most of the time, there isn’t any tobacco or nicotine within it. Also, it is said to clear smokers’ lungs. By the way, a teagarette has a nice design.

Hey bloke, have a teagarette!

teagarette by KingDaTess February 6, 2021

teegardin 

A mutha fuckin baller who steals your gurl and slides in to those dms and turns lesbian straight

Teegardin :

This teegardin just stole my gurl

teegardin by agentmob April 8, 2015