Top Definition
a fat ass bitch who snorts coke and gets drunk
the girl was being a teagarden
by cameron ricker June 20, 2008
5 Words related to teagarden
The act of a male squatting over the head of a female in order to cover the entirety of the female's face in feces and urine.
'So what'd you do this weekend?'

'The wife said for our anniversary she wanted to go to a tea garden, so I squatted over her face and covered her in shit and piss.'

by Zyah-C! April 12, 2009

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