teabaggot 

A fanatical participant of the Tea Party movement in the United States of America, often a bigot. Usually quicker to say than Tea Party Patriot.

Citizen 1: Did you go to the Tea Party rally last night?

Citizen 2: No, I heard it was just going to be a bunch of teabaggots being irrationally angry about how stupid they are.

teabaggot by oxidative January 9, 2011

teabagitis 

a condition in which the afflicted desires to be teabagged so obsessively, that nothing else matters. More often than not, the affliction leads into darker areas of perversion such as "teaganging"where satisfaction can only be achieved by having groups of 4 or more men, teabag the ailing party for extended periods of time, while giving each other common reach- arounds and whistling strands of " yank my doodle - it's a dandy." Severe cases often lead to the more hardcore acts such as the "rusty trombone."

Though she knew that the doctor's diagnosis of her teabagitis sounded so sexually sinister, the fact that Danielle constantly daydreamed about scrotums on her eyes, her cheeks, her lips,coupled with the recent discovery of a small smegma deposit on her upper lip, forced her to believe that her worst fears had come true - she was indeed afflicted.

teabagitis by 1 beat off June 2, 2010

Teabagow 

The act of teabagging someone who is Tebowing.

That guy is Tebowing. Oh he thinks he's funny doesn't he? Let's teabagow him!

Teabagow by Briker123 August 1, 2012

teabagation 

the past tense of the verb teabagation... generally referring to an artform/famous karma sutra position

Jubin: "Did u hear about the teabagation that went on last week at that party"

GianCarlo: "ummm yea dude i was the teacup for that Boston Teabagation Pary

teabagation by Gian Carlo June 27, 2007

tabagotchi

Tabagotchi is calling someone a fat virtual animal

Jack, you're such a tabagotchi!

tabagotchi by Yaboiistherabiestrabiever March 24, 2017

Teabagtully

A person in the workplace, quite happy to carry the bosses private parts about on his face. Happy to be known as the brown nose, and proud to be the bosses pet.

"Check it out, here comes old teabagtully fresh for the managers office.."

Teabagtully by anonymous July 26, 2022