Squashy small empty tits like a marshmallow teacake
The integrity of the tit just collapses at the slightest touch
The integrity of the tit just collapses at the slightest touch
by Working Class Hero November 28, 2020
The Teacake is a flat, roughly circular item with a diameter of about 15cm made out of bread, with a smooth brown upper surface and a somewhat lighter underside.
If the item contains currants then it is a Currant Teacake.
When sliced roughly in half and filled with chips then it becomes a Chip Buttie.
It doesn't have currents*!
(not if tha's from Barnsley)
If the item contains currants then it is a Currant Teacake.
When sliced roughly in half and filled with chips then it becomes a Chip Buttie.
It doesn't have currents*!
(not if tha's from Barnsley)
In a bakery :-
You: Cheese sandwhich please.
Bakery: Would you like that on frensh roll or teacake.
You: Teacake please.
You: Cheese sandwhich please.
Bakery: Would you like that on frensh roll or teacake.
You: Teacake please.
by ajt the 22nd June 8, 2005
by Bwfc! July 31, 2005
Not a Barm, Batton or any other ridiculous word its a Teacake.
a small round piece of bread that suits bacon perfectly!
a small round piece of bread that suits bacon perfectly!
by Tcake January 11, 2011
The act of doing a jobby on a male/female's body and mixing jizz into it sso that it closely resembles the popular chocolate and marshmallow biscuit
Man One: Hmm, darling your face smells funny
Woman: Aw shit, i never should have let that guy teacake me last night :/
Woman: Aw shit, i never should have let that guy teacake me last night :/
by Alexxxio March 21, 2010
He Teacaked the picture.
by Chris Wright December 30, 2005
by juicy jess October 11, 2011