tdtgf 

Too drunk to give a fuck

"Do you know what you did last night?"
- no, i was tdtgf

tdtgf by joshua_r November 27, 2012

Tdtf

Tdtf is the abbreviation of “too drunk to fuck” (originating from the Dead Kennedys song).

This is used as an expression that you have really had too much to drink (or that you are literally just too drunk to fuck)

"Man, Get me out of here, I'm tdtf!"

"sorry I'd love to go back to yours but I'm tdtf!"

(Please note these examples are more coherent than you’d probably get if the person is actually tdtf!)

Tdtf by The Spooky Twigg November 4, 2004

TTGFU

Time To Get Fucked Up

verb - the act of getting so wasted you don't remember anything.

noun - being very wasted

"Goodbye fall semester, hello winter break... TTGFU!"

TTGFU by mrRealismROC December 15, 2011

TTGFD

Time to get fucking drunk!

Fuck this shit it's TTGFD

TTGFD by Munchrow March 28, 2011

TDTF

Too Drunk To Function.

liz: did you hook up with matt?
mary: nah dude, i was TDTF.
liz: damn, well better luck next time.

TDTF by becca dc September 11, 2010

TTGF 

TTGF stands for 'trying to get fucked". applies mainly to girls who are being extremely obvious about wanting someone to approach her. While some guys may not mind, it severely annoys other females.

"Whoa, did you see that girl that just walked in? Shes totally TTGF. I can see her thong AND bra. How obnoxious."

TTGF by whitegirlmob August 29, 2011

TOTGF

Too Old to Give a Fuck, qualifies a person that had reached a certain age and/or level or maturity to care much about either what others might think or about things expected from her.

I am TOTGTF!
Tom is bailing on us, he is TOTGF..

TOTGF by V@ngel0rd February 27, 2026