Top Definition
a cliched, machismo guy
pompous or arrogant
often uses as much or more hair produt than women
known to fake bake
connotations of the original word tchotchke, which is a worthless or disposable trinket

syn: cheese dick, douche bag, schmuck, cocksuker, tool
that tchotch with the frosted tips, striped shirt and more jewelry than me just cut in line at the bar to get another red bull and vodka.
by illiana July 14, 2006

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