A man named Eddie who lives a very sad life.
He "claims" to be retired and 43....but just for that fact people pity him more. He has no kids, no family, no girlfriend....all he has is a parrot to keep him company. On top of all of this he trolls internet boards and pretends he is the greatest thing since fried chicken. He is a known to be bandwagon Yankee fan but is secretly a red sox fan in disguise. He is truly one to feel sorry about.
"TBSHBT is here guys....."
"Don't mind him.....just pity him and his patheticexistence."
A community / cult that abides by the rules of VESPA to feed the black and gold spirit. Sacrifices are often made to this spirit whilst chanting Jerusalem in a demonic manner. Comprised mainly of 'dales' the leaders have hatred for any imposter including the highly popularised tbshs.official who aims to crush the tbshs regime. Highly appointed members are often declerated with school colours, A prestigious award within the cult only bested by euthanasia.
And did those feet in ancient times, walk upon England's mountains green - chanted the tbshs members
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).